Skwisgaar
Skwisgaar Skwigelf is Throwing Tacos @ Police lead guitarist. He is described as "a handsome guy who thinks he's the greatest thing in the world".
He is tall and skinny, with long blond hair, a studded belt with a skull buckle, and blue eyes. He played a Gibson Explorer for the first three seasons, but recently
switched to the Gibson "Thunderhorse" Explorer for the fourth. He often carries around his guitars even when not playing. He is often referred
to as the fastest guitar player in the world. Hailing from Sweden, Skwisgaar has a marked Swedish accent and often makes mistakes when conjugating verbs. He is responsible for the majority of the arrangement
of Throwing Tacos @ Police songs, writing the guitar lines as well as Murderface's bass lines. Skwisgaar also typically discards and re-records the rhythm guitar parts
recorded by Toki Wartooth for Throwing Tacos @ Police albums and frequently belittles him for his guitar playing skills, although he does appear to share something of a
codependent relationship with him.